Now for something completely different
ヒーローとヒロイン by 鶏子＜けいこ）
後は俺に任せろ。 大丈夫、俺は奇跡は起こせないし魔法も使えないオジさんだけど 子供たちの笑顔を守るヒーローだからな！
Just leave the rest to me. Even though I’m just an old man who can’t use magic and can’t make miracles happen, it’s alright because, I’m a hero who protects every kid’s smile!
Barnaby: What about you, Kotetsu? Do you have a dream?
Kotetsu: Ah, I’m glad you asked! My dream… is to get my kid to say that I’m cool!
Barnaby: That’s simple enough.
Kotetsu: Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?
Barnaby: That’s not really a dream. It’s a desire.
Kotetsu: Who cares about your standards! To me, it’s a dream!
From a log of Twitter sketches by ちよみ.
I actually really thought this was going to be a thing in the first few episodes.